She did a trade with her mother: baby carrots for two rolls of paper towels. Who knew that nubbed carrots would become a form of bartering currency? They had told the elderly not to emerge from their homes, but her mother didn’t care, and there was no convincing her otherwise. She was stubborn sometimes to a fault, and now she knew where she got that trait herself. At least the pandemic got her mother to actually use her cell phone. She called to report from Walmart, that there were no eggs to be found.
Fuck.
Her store of choice to attempt to fulfill this mission was the local Sprouts Market. It was a small Sprouts, so she thought perhaps it would have been spared from the insanity of toilet-paper-hoarding. She approached the parking lot and was immediately relieved to see plenty of parking. Everything looked normal, though there did seem to be a little more than the usual amount of customers.
She made a bee-line for the eggs, only to find the refrigerated shelving covered in a tan canvas.
Gone.
Everything else seemed to be stocked, but the precious bundles of protein-packed-unfertilized-ovums were nowhere to be found.
Fuck.
She went to find dry beans. Empty while barrels yawned up at her, only crumbs sprinkling the bottoms.
Christ.
Did people think that food was going to disappear? Will it?
***
The orange man was on the teletube. He had on his serious face today, which he only used when he has been told to look “presidential.” He didn’t like doing this, and one could tell by observing him. It looked like he was holding his breath; his head moved side to side as he held in his urge to spout out reckless superlatives at the media. He was asked a question about the pandemic and like a child, he responded that the virus would “wash on through”, and made a wave-like movement with his tiny hands.
Now the doctors standing behind him took a turn holding in their faces.
She turned away, unable to take anymore of the child-leader who was now moving his hands as if he was
playing a miniscule accordion, for an audience of none.
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